Things aren't really working out the way I thought they would. We used to have so much fun together. Remember in the summers how we would read the newspaper in our pajamas and we would just do whatever came our way? We'd go out and take pictures in the afternoon, maybe do some shopping, or just lounge the afternoon away. Do you even remember what we did in the winters when I was in school? It seems so long ago, I bet you don't even remember going to brunch or listening to NPR and trying to figure out Will Shortz's Sunday Puzzle together. Remember listening to NPR?
You're not fun anymore. All we ever do is argue. I see the dishes in the sink and I'm angry and disappointed. Will you not give me any time to wash them? It's a darn good thing that I have a free laundry service because I'd never have any clean socks. And don't dare tell me that it's warm enough to wear sandals and I don't even need socks. I'd like to have brunch sometimes, but nope. I can't even think about listening to NPR or reading the newspaper. You just don't give me the time I need.
Sunday, I can't go on like this. I need a break. We've got to spend some time apart.